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WISH CAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD GLITTER CAT PALACE: ORGANIZED CRIMES AND AN ECONOMY DESTINED - no, DESIGNED - TO FAIL

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Okay girlies I finally got my Wish Cat Meow Meow Pet Pad (it's ACTUAL government name, btw). DO NOT GET THE WISHCAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD IT IS A CURSED ARTIFACT AND I AM GOING TO TELL U WHY‼️‼️‼️  When I ordered it, ALL I WANTED was a casual l game where I could feed a cute critter, pet it, play some minigames, decorate its lil palace, and assorted other cat related bullshit. Technically yes it does do all of those things. UNFORTUNATELY‼️‼️‼️,,.,.... it is also a cat based FINANCIAL CONSPIRACY. 💗 Introducing: LOVECAT My first corporeal cat was Lovecat, who arrived w her own lil holographic card and loaded onto the Cat Palace perfectly. At least, the hardware gods were smiling upon me. It must be noted that she was a SEPARATE PURCHASE bc I had known from watching 5000 reviews that u would require other physical cats to unlock the coin earning mode in mini games.  She was super cute and adorable and came w a lil stackable cubby, a magic wand of some descrip...
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my uncle was OFFENDED by my wedding speech

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First and foreskin I want to make it clear that I did not even HAVE a wedding speech. It was a 2 minute welcome note to my guests when I was 3 sojus deep to say "thank u for being here, enjoy the food". NOT a presidential address‼️ ‼️  However, my uncle (yes, a DIFFERENT UNCLE than the one who was offended by my manner of invitation), felt that he should have been MENTIONED during my welcome note?? I have been married 4 months at this point and for some reason assorted relatives think I am a safe space for listing their assorted grievances around the fact that my wedding was not THEM CENTRIC enough.  Let it be said rn that everything Ive ever learned abt my relatives and their opinions on me has always been against my will.  He said: "The bride's speech is very important -" Sir I had been drinking since 2pm and that's all fair and valid but I did NOT have a bride's speech, I had a 2 minute welcome note that I shared w boo - we were NOT there to thank the...
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August Random Thoughts ~ Why did Catdog get amputated 😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼😭🤌🏼

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Aka sometimes I experience a thought that needs to be inflicted upon the public.  3 Aug: It's so funny when toxic moms like songs abt overcoming ur difficult past.... My brother in christ U ARE THE DIFFICULT PAST 9 Aug: there is this one artist on insta who self ships w cat from catdog which is.... Not even the weird part bc every official art piece she posts of cat HASDOG REMOVED OR CROPPED OUT and she AMPUTATED CAT FROM DOG AND GAVE HIM LEGS and he's not even like.... Long? He's short (like he's half a guy) which indicates it's canon that he was FORCEFULLY REMOVED FROM DOG.... listen I'm not judging I don't like him either I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID 😭😭🤌🏼😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼😭 10 Aug: I WANT TO RIP PAPER SQUISHIES OPEN W MY MOUTH AND SHAKE THEM LIKE A DOG 18 Aug: I'm gonna start pirating shit again 23 Aug: i should make the viral bubble bujo from daiso 🧿👄🧿 24 Aug: fun fact: my father only refers to himself in the third pers...
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