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WISH CAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD GLITTER CAT PALACE: ORGANIZED CRIMES AND AN ECONOMY DESTINED - no, DESIGNED - TO FAIL

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Okay girlies I finally got my Wish Cat Meow Meow Pet Pad (it's ACTUAL government name, btw). DO NOT GET THE WISHCAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD IT IS A CURSED ARTIFACT AND I AM GOING TO TELL U WHY‼️‼️‼️  When I ordered it, ALL I WANTED was a casual l game where I could feed a cute critter, pet it, play some minigames, decorate its lil palace, and assorted other cat related bullshit. Technically yes it does do all of those things. UNFORTUNATELY‼️‼️‼️,,.,.... it is also a cat based FINANCIAL CONSPIRACY. 💗 Introducing: LOVECAT My first corporeal cat was Lovecat, who arrived w her own lil holographic card and loaded onto the Cat Palace perfectly. At least, the hardware gods were smiling upon me. It must be noted that she was a SEPARATE PURCHASE bc I had known from watching 5000 reviews that u would require other physical cats to unlock the coin earning mode in mini games.  She was super cute and adorable and came w a lil stackable cubby, a magic wand of some descrip...
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I'm gonna be an aunt (or uncle)‼️

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Me: my sister is having a baby soon, I'm gonna be either an aunt or an uncle!  My uncle: ur gonna be an aunt Me: well idk if the baby's gonna be a boy or a girl, I could be an uncle! Unc: why would u be an uncle? Me: well obviously if ur nephew is a boy, ur gonna be an uncle. And if ur nephew is a girl - Unc: ofc ur nephew is gonna be a boy. I should hope it wouldn't be a girl. Me: some nephews can be girls Unc: That's not how it works My grandma: It's relative to you, not to the child.  Me: Oh... So if I'm a niece, my uncle would be an aunt? Boo: I can't tell if ur joking or not...  So anyway my sister is gonna have a girl so my unc was right I will become an aunt :33
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Household Species Guide

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Name: Wulffi Known Aliases: Wulffus, Rufus, Wulffito, Wulffisito Age: 5 Threat Level: 💥  Stench Level: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐  Funny? ⭐⭐⭐ Known Crimes: Being EXTREMELY stinky for literally no reason Additional Notes: Only cares abt 2 things: walks and biscuits. Prefers sweet treats over savory ones. Sometimes has coughing fits out of nowhere but they can be miraculously cured by feeding her biscuits. Name: Bruschetta Baguette Rothbart Briquette Known Aliases: Brisquette, Brisket, Brexit, Brisquite, Biscuite Age: 1.5 Threat Level: 💥 💥  Stench Level: ⭐⭐⭐  Funny? ⭐⭐⭐⭐  Known Crimes: Bringing SHIT INTO THE HOUSE TO EAT IT, and honestly just eating way too much in general. Also barking at strangers (we are working on it). Additional Notes: This dog is OVERWEIGHT!!!! Do not overfeed!!! Will readily come into the shower tho and doesn’t seem to hate water. Name: Silky Johnson (At Da Playa Haters Ball) Known Aliases: Silkus, Silko, Shithead (pronounced shuh -thead ), Big Stinker, Bud...
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