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WISH CAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD GLITTER CAT PALACE: ORGANIZED CRIMES AND AN ECONOMY DESTINED - no, DESIGNED - TO FAIL

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Okay girlies I finally got my Wish Cat Meow Meow Pet Pad (it's ACTUAL government name, btw). DO NOT GET THE WISHCAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD IT IS A CURSED ARTIFACT AND I AM GOING TO TELL U WHY‼️‼️‼️  When I ordered it, ALL I WANTED was a casual l game where I could feed a cute critter, pet it, play some minigames, decorate its lil palace, and assorted other cat related bullshit. Technically yes it does do all of those things. UNFORTUNATELY‼️‼️‼️,,.,.... it is also a cat based FINANCIAL CONSPIRACY. 💗 Introducing: LOVECAT My first corporeal cat was Lovecat, who arrived w her own lil holographic card and loaded onto the Cat Palace perfectly. At least, the hardware gods were smiling upon me. It must be noted that she was a SEPARATE PURCHASE bc I had known from watching 5000 reviews that u would require other physical cats to unlock the coin earning mode in mini games.  She was super cute and adorable and came w a lil stackable cubby, a magic wand of some descrip...
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Household Species Guide

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Name: Wulffi Known Aliases: Wulffus, Rufus, Wulffito, Wulffisito Age: 5 Threat Level: 💥  Stench Level: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐  Funny? ⭐⭐⭐ Known Crimes: Being EXTREMELY stinky for literally no reason Additional Notes: Only cares abt 2 things: walks and biscuits. Prefers sweet treats over savory ones. Sometimes has coughing fits out of nowhere but they can be miraculously cured by feeding her biscuits. Name: Bruschetta Baguette Rothbart Briquette Known Aliases: Brisquette, Brisket, Brexit, Brisquite, Biscuite Age: 1.5 Threat Level: 💥 💥  Stench Level: ⭐⭐⭐  Funny? ⭐⭐⭐⭐  Known Crimes: Bringing SHIT INTO THE HOUSE TO EAT IT, and honestly just eating way too much in general. Also barking at strangers (we are working on it). Additional Notes: This dog is OVERWEIGHT!!!! Do not overfeed!!! Will readily come into the shower tho and doesn’t seem to hate water. Name: Silky Johnson (At Da Playa Haters Ball) Known Aliases: Silkus, Silko, Shithead (pronounced shuh -thead ), Big Stinker, Bud...
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INTRO POST AAAA??

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OK HI I'm Kitto and/or Sophie (literally just call me wtv u prefer :3)! I suddenly had the millenial urge to blog again after months of writing OC journal entries as blog posts on my patreon and kofi! But I'm gonna keep the tone here way less formal bc it IS a chore typing "normally" for my oc journal entries... Don't get me wrong, it's fun ofc, but typing in my usual style is just way easier for me :3 Omg this honestly makes me feel like a middle schooler again. I'm transported back in time to when I was 14 on blogger (I think it was called blogspot back then?) and running a gossip girl style blog abt everyone I hated in my boarding school (plot twist: I hated everyone 😭😭) and one rainy night after prep (mandatory homework hour) the disciplinary head summoned me to the lobby of my boarding house and presented me w MY ENTIRE BLOG, PRINTED OUT AND WRAPPED IN A PLASTIC BAG (??), DRIPPING WET FROM THE RAIN 😭😭 And I don't remember the conv...
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