WISH CAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD GLITTER CAT PALACE: ORGANIZED CRIMES AND AN ECONOMY DESTINED - no, DESIGNED - TO FAIL

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Okay girlies I finally got my Wish Cat Meow Meow Pet Pad (it's ACTUAL government name, btw). DO NOT GET THE WISHCAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD IT IS A CURSED ARTIFACT AND I AM GOING TO TELL U WHY‼️‼️‼️  When I ordered it, ALL I WANTED was a casual l game where I could feed a cute critter, pet it, play some minigames, decorate its lil palace, and assorted other cat related bullshit. Technically yes it does do all of those things. UNFORTUNATELY‼️‼️‼️,,.,.... it is also a cat based FINANCIAL CONSPIRACY. 💗 Introducing: LOVECAT My first corporeal cat was Lovecat, who arrived w her own lil holographic card and loaded onto the Cat Palace perfectly. At least, the hardware gods were smiling upon me. It must be noted that she was a SEPARATE PURCHASE bc I had known from watching 5000 reviews that u would require other physical cats to unlock the coin earning mode in mini games.  She was super cute and adorable and came w a lil stackable cubby, a magic wand of some descrip...
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I'm gonna be an aunt (or uncle)‼️

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Me: my sister is having a baby soon, I'm gonna be either an aunt or an uncle! 

My uncle: ur gonna be an aunt

Me: well idk if the baby's gonna be a boy or a girl, I could be an uncle!

Unc: why would u be an uncle?

Me: well obviously if ur nephew is a boy, ur gonna be an uncle. And if ur nephew is a girl -

Unc: ofc ur nephew is gonna be a boy. I should hope it wouldn't be a girl.

Me: some nephews can be girls

Unc: That's not how it works

My grandma: It's relative to you, not to the child. 

Me: Oh... So if I'm a niece, my uncle would be an aunt?

Boo: I can't tell if ur joking or not... 

So anyway my sister is gonna have a girl so my unc was right I will become an aunt :33

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