WISH CAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD GLITTER CAT PALACE: ORGANIZED CRIMES AND AN ECONOMY DESTINED - no, DESIGNED - TO FAIL

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Okay girlies I finally got my Wish Cat Meow Meow Pet Pad (it's ACTUAL government name, btw). DO NOT GET THE WISHCAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD IT IS A CURSED ARTIFACT AND I AM GOING TO TELL U WHY‼️‼️‼️  When I ordered it, ALL I WANTED was a casual l game where I could feed a cute critter, pet it, play some minigames, decorate its lil palace, and assorted other cat related bullshit. Technically yes it does do all of those things. UNFORTUNATELY‼️‼️‼️,,.,.... it is also a cat based FINANCIAL CONSPIRACY. 💗 Introducing: LOVECAT My first corporeal cat was Lovecat, who arrived w her own lil holographic card and loaded onto the Cat Palace perfectly. At least, the hardware gods were smiling upon me. It must be noted that she was a SEPARATE PURCHASE bc I had known from watching 5000 reviews that u would require other physical cats to unlock the coin earning mode in mini games.  She was super cute and adorable and came w a lil stackable cubby, a magic wand of some descrip...

This Week's Photo Dump 🧿🫦🧿

OUgggghhhh welcome to da first Squeakly Photo Dump! This week was me and boo's 3 year anniversary - It's been 3 years since we met on that seedy lil street corner by Jungle bar :33 So the first pic of the week is a page from the cute lil anniversary gift he made me! 
Boo made me a lil Bby Rat Care Handbook and some of the pages were enchirnment pages for me to fill in :33 I unfortunately forgot the shape of Borat's hair - _-
These next couple of pics are from our anniversary dinner on Tuesday night! It's boo's turn to plan the anniversary activities this year, and he took me to this restaurant in a the city called Carousel! It's arcade and funfair themed. The place looked... Liminal and ai generated and the food was... One of the meals ever served. We may not necessarily be going there again. 
Like... It was clearly designed to be aesthetically pleasing and not much else. They had an arcade that u had to pay to enter and did NOT reward u w tickets): Boo said that the place didn't have soul bc it was commissioned by some Chinese entertainment conglomerate and was missing the "weird little guy who obsessed abt it for years"... Maybe that's what's so important abt human art :> I hope I am not only a weird lil guy to u guys, but also an annoying AND offputting lil guy :33

Anyway, I thought boo looked rly good and I love his funny lil beer shirt uwu <3 <3
Finally, we have my new setup! I finally got a real keyboard (I'm typing on it rn!!) and I LOVE IT SM!!! It's so clicky and satisfying and u can't rly see it in da pic but it has RGB lights... One could say I am a REAL gamer girl now >;3

Overall Week Rating

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4/5 Squeaks

Pros:
✔ Boo
✔ Clicky new keyboard
✔ Cute anniversary :3

Cons:
✖ Restaurant presented the personality of a corporate clown dentist's waiting room
✖ Borat suffered ):

Final Thoughts

Pls support human artists! We have spent years becoming weird lil guys ;33

NEXT WEEK ON THE SQUEAKLY PHOTO DUMP...

Will Sophie remember what Borat looks like?
Will the keyboard make enough clicky noises?
Will Carousel ever discover what true joy and whimsy is?
Find out next squeak :33!!! 

XOXO, GOSSIPKITTO 🫦 

Comments

  1. omg right like on paper it seemed cool and the homie recommend it, and it had child exclusion times which we love.....but yes no soul and it fr felt like we were in the uncanny valley Dave and busters(minus the uncs eating hot wings and getting pitchers of beer)

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    1. No fr it was weird the NO ARCADE TICKETS WAS THE FINAL STRAW FOR ME WE SHABT BE GOING THERE AGAIN 😭😭😭😭

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