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Okay girlies I finally got my Wish Cat Meow Meow Pet Pad (it's ACTUAL government name, btw). DO NOT GET THE WISHCAT MEOW MEOW PET PAD IT IS A CURSED ARTIFACT AND I AM GOING TO TELL U WHY‼️‼️‼️  When I ordered it, ALL I WANTED was a casual l game where I could feed a cute critter, pet it, play some minigames, decorate its lil palace, and assorted other cat related bullshit. Technically yes it does do all of those things. UNFORTUNATELY‼️‼️‼️,,.,.... it is also a cat based FINANCIAL CONSPIRACY. 💗 Introducing: LOVECAT My first corporeal cat was Lovecat, who arrived w her own lil holographic card and loaded onto the Cat Palace perfectly. At least, the hardware gods were smiling upon me. It must be noted that she was a SEPARATE PURCHASE bc I had known from watching 5000 reviews that u would require other physical cats to unlock the coin earning mode in mini games.  She was super cute and adorable and came w a lil stackable cubby, a magic wand of some descrip...

First and foreskin I want to make it clear that I did not even HAVE a wedding speech. It was a 2 minute welcome note to my guests when I was 3 sojus deep to say "thank u for being here, enjoy the food". NOT a presidential address‼️ ‼️  However, my uncle (yes, a DIFFERENT UNCLE than the one who was offended by my manner of invitation), felt that he should have been MENTIONED during my welcome note?? I have been married 4 months at this point and for some reason assorted relatives think I am a safe space for listing their assorted grievances around the fact that my wedding was not THEM CENTRIC enough.  Let it be said rn that everything Ive ever learned abt my relatives and their opinions on me has always been against my will.  He said: "The bride's speech is very important -" Sir I had been drinking since 2pm and that's all fair and valid but I did NOT have a bride's speech, I had a 2 minute welcome note that I shared w boo - we were NOT there to thank the...

Aka sometimes I experience a thought that needs to be inflicted upon the public.  3 Aug: It's so funny when toxic moms like songs abt overcoming ur difficult past.... My brother in christ U ARE THE DIFFICULT PAST 9 Aug: there is this one artist on insta who self ships w cat from catdog which is.... Not even the weird part bc every official art piece she posts of cat HASDOG REMOVED OR CROPPED OUT and she AMPUTATED CAT FROM DOG AND GAVE HIM LEGS and he's not even like.... Long? He's short (like he's half a guy) which indicates it's canon that he was FORCEFULLY REMOVED FROM DOG.... listen I'm not judging I don't like him either I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID 😭😭🤌🏼😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼😭 10 Aug: I WANT TO RIP PAPER SQUISHIES OPEN W MY MOUTH AND SHAKE THEM LIKE A DOG 18 Aug: I'm gonna start pirating shit again 23 Aug: i should make the viral bubble bujo from daiso 🧿👄🧿 24 Aug: fun fact: my father only refers to himself in the third pers...

GIRLS! GAYS! GENTLETHEYS! U better believe I RAN home on my own lil tootsies so i could tell u the TEA. Sitting on this information for the past 24 hours has made it the hardest 24 hours of my life. So i was spending the night at my grandparents’ house as i usually do at least once a week (to keep them company and help them run errands) (and to eat pizza and ice cream for dinner yayyyyyy) and peepaw informed me that my mother had been to visit. She must not have visited in a while bc once she arrived she found the decor UTTERLY OFFENSIVE!!!!!!1!1 she had entered a HOSTILE ZONE!! Walking into the foyer she was immediately assaulted by a large framed photo of me and boo enjoying our gorgeous wedding (she was there. She did not regard either of us) and another framed photo, a copy of an art piece peepaw had commissionҽd me to draw of my mom and stepdad.  My grandpa had also paid for an additional framed copy for my mom to take home, as a gift. Surely this should come across as a fathe...

Okay so listen I'm just gonna get right into it boyes bc this is a crazy one my friend group is so MESSY like I love those hoes but they are CRAZY CRYING EMOJI CRYING EMOJI So on Saturday night me and my homies uhh... Beeb... And Jayz... Went to a MCR cover night w Boo and the whole scene was super dope BUT the venue was INSUFFERABLY hot bc no aircond (Beeb ws like "This is he perfect temperature for germs to breed" GIRL IM HERE FOR THE BLACK PARADE NOT THE BLACK PLAGUE) so we left and walked to the pub street nearby. We all had a pretty nice night eating pizza, going clubbing, and eventually ended up just yapping and drinking and finally getting oden from the street meat truck that's been a post clubbing staple for us my entire life. IMPORTANT CULTURAL History bc I once passed out at an oden truck and Beeb held me in her arms and "watched the life drain from my eyes".  Over the course of the night, Jayz dropped hints like "I moved back in w...

Honestly it’s rly nice to have a space away from algorithms and bots that penalize u when u say SHIT and FUCK :3 It’s honestly been rly freeing to have somewhere I can literally say anything and not get banned (or even if I do, its rly low stakes here and I can just. Start a new blog bc I have zero followers and I hav never seen anyone get banned on BLOGGER before o-o). So anyway SHIT and FUCK and piss and cum. If u find these terms shocking (and coming from the overly sanitized land of instagram, u rly might!! ) I strongly suggest u start a blog or smth of ur own where u can literally say I FUCKING HATE MY MOM AND I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO DIE!!!!!! and face zero consequences o-o Current song playing: Ten Feet Tall - Afrojack Current snack: Most recently consumed cheez its that dezzy smuggled into the country as my wedding gift (I have been rationing them and still have 2 xl boxes left after more than 3 months :33) i miss her a lot and I haven’t talked to her much lately but i hope she’s...

HIII besties every week I have a new Hot Girl Enchirnment item to do! This time, I gave boo 15 bings and he was to procure this week's enchirnment activity!  We went to da mall as we do every Friday and he took me to Mix (snack store) and picked out these 3 mini DIY food candy things! We decided to do the sushi one today bc it had the least amount of steps ;3 I don't have a bunch of pics of the process bc tbh it was a lil bit messy and lowkey my table is looking kinda crusty and dusty soooo I didn't want u guys to see it kekeke BUUTTT it mostly involved mixing water into lil sachets of powdered ingredients :3 DA RESULT!!! They like,,, forgot to put in the red salmon colored sachet?? YES GIRLS THE SALMONE WAS ABSENT FROM DA KITTO SUSHI BAR!! Da kitushi bar if u may!!! But they gave us 2 sachets of the caviar beads (those were yummy tbh) soooo we got extra caviar beads to display kekeke Boo got the first bite and he ...

OKAY OKAY so last night I slept over at my grandparents house and I decided to look into a box of my stuff they had kept in my closet! I estimate most of these items are from 2012-2014! Right before I went to uni!  First up we have a very period accurate Playboy body spray... It still works and lowkey still smells good? The scent is baby powder!! :3 THE next thing I uncovered was this glittery wallet my bestie Boob gave me! Boob used to stay w me every now and then, I had a spare room and anyone was welcome to stay :3 U can see some glue residue from where the metal clasp bar came off and I glued it back together :'3 Inside it we have a ticket to a water park, a Cone Pizza loyalty card (it was pizza in a cone form and it was sadly mid), and assorted receipts and debit cards :3 Here's a cigarette case I bought ot help me reduce smoking! It only fit 8-10 cigarettes but I'm pretty sure it did not help lmfao I probably...

Crazy colugo A phrase used to express mild surprise or concern when someone does smth unhinged.  Ex: "Unc over there is scratching his whole foot at the restaurant" "All his dogs out. Crazy colugo"  Colugo needs to be institutionalized For when the vibes are so dire "crazy colugo" just doesn't cut it anymore 😭😭  Ex: "Unc is putting his foot shavings in his food" "Colugo needs to be institutionalized."  If this is ___, chain me to the fucking wall A phrase used when discovering smth that absolutely should NOT be like that  Ex: "My sister has put together a list of her friends who she would like me to have sex with. And she's decided who gets to go first" "If that's ur sister, chain me to the fucking wall". Shid and fug  An expression similar to "oopsies!" and covers every emotion between "oh no" and "I am wanted by the government"  That's shoebox, babey!  Similar to ...

OUUGGGHHH besties as u may know I got married a few months ago! It was a beautiful ceremony... But my heart was BROKEN... I smiled on the outside but tears streamed on the inside... Why... Bc my LEAST FAVORITE UNCLE had tragically chosen to DEPRIVE me of his presence T_T Yes, as guests sang, danced, and ate while catching up with old friends, two empty seats at a corner table could simply not be ignored... Finally, a couple of weeks ago, I got my answer )': The day began w me rushing my grandpa to the hospital following a stroke (he' s back home and fine now thankfully!). Many hours later, my Uncle Chungus roly polied into the HDU, his stomach bulging from the delectable lunch he had been enjoying despite full knowledge of his father being rushed in due to a grave medical emergency.  After some time had passed and he had had enough time to make passive aggressive remarks abt my grandpa w my mom, I asked him: Me: What happened to u and Chungita (his wife)? I was expe...